Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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