I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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