508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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