singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
There r osticjed everywhere
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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