is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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