Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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