There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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