If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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