..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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