Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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