At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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