Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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