It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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