All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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