Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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