i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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