4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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