haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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