what if I'm pregnant?
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she looked like the before picture.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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