he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
My vagina is very pro this idea
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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