I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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