Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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