He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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