In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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