i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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