Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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