Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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