do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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