guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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