Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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