Dual....:-)
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The adults are the big ones right?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Randomize
