I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I love you.
Bad choice
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