you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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