Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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