Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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