i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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