I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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