Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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