I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
