there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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