is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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