i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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