i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
