Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
