maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
