Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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