the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
