I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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