What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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