I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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